Bedtime

So, everynight I try to get Gilligan to go to bed with me. He likes to cuddle...most of the time. The other night I was getting into bed and he was there, so I reached over to pet him. Being cute, he rolled over onto his back. No one can resist rubbing a cats belly. And that's what I did. Obviously Gilli took this as some kind of attack and curled up around my hand. The more I tried to free myself, the harder he bit down. Now I have cuts all up and down my arm and when people ask how I got them, I have to explain that my cat thought we were "playing"...

dont you see the fire in those eyes?

And then when Gilligan is being evil, I try to play with the other cats. Like Hayward. This is what i get...

It is not easy being a cat owner. Especially after Gilligan leaves. Romeo is OBSSESSED with getting into my room. It's like trying to keep a fat kid away from cotton candy -- IMPOSSIBLE. Every chance he gets, he will dive through the tiniest crack in my door. Then he clings to the floor so when you try to drag him out, IT ISNT GONNA HAPPEN. Kind of like this...

Then while I'm wrestling him, Sambo gets in. And he goes under the bed. So once i get Romeo out, I'm still stuck with another cat that isnt Gilligan. And besides that, Sambo is black. I can never find him. Once I think i have a grip on him, he goes farther into the abyss. Since when did my room become a playground?!?! I sit there with my head under my bed, looking for that stupid cat, and this is all I see...

Sometimes, I think it's easier to just not go to bed.